I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
this is the best sentence ever typed
me after the socialist revolution when yaoi is outlawed
Actually, as a cis woman who is a fujoshi, I plan on being the next communist dictator, so get fucked, OP.
A second best sentence has hit the twin towers
i want a soft connection. i want to be asked how my day went and if i need anything. i want forehead kisses. i want the back of my hand kissed at red lights. i want to be asked how i’m mentally feeling. i want to hold hands everywhere we go. i want romantic gestures. i want my hair played in at the most unexpected moments. i want silent eye connections that lead to smiles. i want to take random walks.
As you read this, YouTube is hosting Minecraft RP series with 10 views, and more lore than Lord of The Rings. One day, the servers will go down, and all the people who could have mourned its loss will go to their graves in silence.
just gonna start killing people i dont find funny
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
1-800-273-8255
shut the fuck up
“what if the house was haunted” what if the house WASNT haunted. what if your continual presence there is what corrupts. what if you are what haunts this house
Look it is so easy to get worked up about one silly person thrown to the socialist wolves like that, but seriously - does anyone genuinely care whether or not you can get “rich” in a country? If you had the choice between a country where you get guaranted healthcare (and, ideally, your own roof over your head) and your kids can go to college for free, or one where you can become a billionaire, who THE FCK picks option 2? It’s on the level of saying, would you rather live to be 80 or have a 1 in 3 million chance to turn into a unicorn princess? Even if you assume everyone has the same fetish as you - because you grew up in a culture where unicorn princesses are the upper class and your amount of basic rights is determined by how closely you resemble one. Even if you think, you, personally, have a much higher probability because you are smart and optimistic and work to “better yourself”. How the fck do you think you can sell this to the rest of the people in that 3 million statistic. Are you counting on them being suckers who only think they have a shot, unlike you who absolutely definitely has a shot and is not a sucker? It’s an amazing gotcha that only works if you assume your audience is nothing but idiots
who fell for the same scam you did
Prowly is joining on the side of skeletons.
[ID: Prowly the Halloween Owl is sitting on my workbench, gazing at the camera aggressively; behind him is a cross-stitch in purple and black, reading “Skeleton War Recruitment Center”; it has been framed in purple fabric. Normally I hang this on my door for Halloween but I bought a full-length skeleton banner for the door this year and adding this might make me the Halloween Weirdo on my floor.]